Shipping policy

Free Shipping (Because We're Generous Like That)

We offer free shipping on orders over $75. Basically, buy enough stuff and we'll reward you by not charging you extra to actually receive it. What a deal.

 

Order Processing (AKA The Waiting Game Begins)

Orders are typically processed within 2 - 5 business days after you hit that "buy" button. Processing times may vary during peak periods when everyone and their cousin decides to order at the same time.

 

Shipping & Delivery (The Journey to Your Doorstep)

Once your order ships, delivery typically takes 4 - 8 business days, depending on where you live and which shipping method you chose at checkout. Distance matters, shockingly.

 

Order Updates (So You Can Obsessively Track)

Tracking information will be provided once your order ships. Then you can refresh the page 400 times a day like the rest of us.

 

Secure Checkout (Your Money is Safe, Relax)

All payments are processed through a secure and encrypted checkout system because we're not trying to star in a data breach headline.

 

The Reality Check

Delivery times are estimates and may be impacted by carrier delays, weather conditions, or other factors completely outside our control. Basically, if Mother Nature or the postal service decides to have a bad day, we can't fix that.